Monthly Archives: April 2015

Mealworms, fat cows and loose teeth

“Mom, I hope we learn more about mealworms today… doesn’t that sound exciting?!” “You.  Fat cow.” “Mom, your hair looks like a fluffy squirrel.”    Out of the mouths of babes…  These are actual quotes of the Asker kids this … Continue reading

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That time I had another baby…

   Yup, this week I had another baby.  Not out of my body.  Not through adoption.  Through a vacation! My girlfriend and her hubs took a much deserved trip to Vegas to celebrate a family wedding.  They have 5 kids … Continue reading

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First Vacation as the Asker 5

Chaos Redeemed – if i ever write a book that will be the title. One might think vacationing the way we just did might have been pure chaos: 9 days, 3 different beds and 4 different combinations of people ending … Continue reading

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So my water bottle just fell into the toilet

I came back from vacation feeling so euphoric I actually told a few friends that I felt as if I had been smoking weed (I never inhaled…) because I was so chill.  I have never returned from a vacation so … Continue reading

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